Sunday, May 19, 2013
booty shorts and Jesus
so this chick wore booty shorts to church today.
my coffee said: she doesn't need coffee. girl needs Jesus.
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Monday, May 13, 2013
sober reality
so what do you do...
out of the blue, you realize that you were one of, if not the only, person sober enough to remember who said what about what and whom that one night when everyone else got all sentimental and for some reason spilled all their dirty little secrets. you realize that since that day, no one has said anything to anyone else that was there that night about what was said cause it doesn't seem like anyone remembered anything was even said at all. you have all this dirt on all these people.
what the hell do you do!?
my coffee said: you blog about it. you type all that shit out without using any names. then you sit back, pray your dumbass friends don't realize it's about them, start to realize that your friends hide more shit from each other than they let on, and wonder how much shit have they been lying to YOU about you. now hurry up and drink. i'm getting cold.
out of the blue, you realize that you were one of, if not the only, person sober enough to remember who said what about what and whom that one night when everyone else got all sentimental and for some reason spilled all their dirty little secrets. you realize that since that day, no one has said anything to anyone else that was there that night about what was said cause it doesn't seem like anyone remembered anything was even said at all. you have all this dirt on all these people.
what the hell do you do!?
my coffee said: you blog about it. you type all that shit out without using any names. then you sit back, pray your dumbass friends don't realize it's about them, start to realize that your friends hide more shit from each other than they let on, and wonder how much shit have they been lying to YOU about you. now hurry up and drink. i'm getting cold.
Sunday, May 12, 2013
someone elses mother's day
today is mother's day... for someone else. the chance was taken away from me 3 times already and it just plain sucks.
don't get me wrong, i'm happy for all the other mothers out there that got/are getting the chance. my own mother and sister are the best damn mothers out there. so smiles and hugs and shit for them.
but for the ones that had the chance taken away from them, today kind of really sucks. we have to sit around today watching all the mothers get hugs and kisses and praises and presents. we have to see what this day could have and would have been if our chance wasn't taken away. and all the while, we have to watch all this shit with a smile on our faces like we're totally 100% okay that our chance was taken away from us. it sucks.
my coffee said: suck it up big girl. quit your bitchin' and go put your big girl pants on and call your mom and sister and wish them a happy mother's day.
don't get me wrong, i'm happy for all the other mothers out there that got/are getting the chance. my own mother and sister are the best damn mothers out there. so smiles and hugs and shit for them.
but for the ones that had the chance taken away from them, today kind of really sucks. we have to sit around today watching all the mothers get hugs and kisses and praises and presents. we have to see what this day could have and would have been if our chance wasn't taken away. and all the while, we have to watch all this shit with a smile on our faces like we're totally 100% okay that our chance was taken away from us. it sucks.
my coffee said: suck it up big girl. quit your bitchin' and go put your big girl pants on and call your mom and sister and wish them a happy mother's day.
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